Seriously, awesome video.
I was just expecting another song with lyrics like you always see, but this added such a dimension. Would have been ten stars if it was the full song!
YES! FINALLY! Someone (with flash animation capabilities) has had the testicular fortitude to rip on those goddamn books! HILARIOUS! Particularly Voldemort's little appearance there. I will be watching several more times, lol.
This is one HELL of a game. Sure, it's fucked up, but that's the POINT! You get on this game when your pissed at the world and take out your aggression! The people who are saying that this game promote serial killers are idiots. They don't realize that because this game gets almost nothing but 10s is because this is what people need!
Seriously, though, this is an addicting game. I covered it completely in nails so it couldn't move at all, chainsawed it until it wouldn't let me chainsaw it anymore than hit the clear all nails key and he hung in mid air for a second than disintegrated! AWESOME! It was just like the first scene of "Cube"!
In the third game there should TOTALLY be knives, acid and fire. And...uh...and...like a club or something.
The physics weren't bad, but he came apart kind of easy. I tried to beat him to death with his own leg and he just sorta came apart.
Oh! Internal organs! Need more organs! And the muscles when you take skin should be more defined.
And I don't entirely agree with the idea there should be screaming. The screaming would take it a bit too far. Maybe an on/off option for it? That could work.
Seriously though, love this game! And when I stagger home from work tomorrow pissed off after being surrounded by idiots all day, this will be the first thing I turn to!
...Actually, it'll be the second. I usually have a snack when I get home from work...But after my bowl of Lucky Charms, I'm totally getting on here!
Seriously. I ran across this game over on XGen, an started playing.
Loved it.
TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATER I beat the game.
Longest I've ever played any flash game, if not any game at all non stop all the way through, begining to end with no real breaks to speak of.
Absolutely LOVED IT!
If you don't play this game, you should slapped.
It wasn't bad. Had a nice feel to it. Challenging without making me want to tear my hair out. It was a bit short, as everyone noted. But I think you realized that.
I liked it.
I really liked the concept behind this game, and the gameplay was reasonably solid. The only thing I didn't like was how inefficient it was to swap weapons. It really takes a long time to move your hand from the attack key to the weapon key and back to the attack key. Now, yes, I know that in reality it's less than a second. But when you've got a half a dozen guys on you and one of them sucks your life faster than the life pump from "The Princess Bride", half a second is a lifetime. Literally.
I still enjoyed, though.
Right down to all the little details and trademarks, it's Calvin and Hobbs perfection! I've always loved these comics, and you brought them to live amazingly!
I cannot WAIT to see more!
Seriously!
Why haven't you made any new ones yet?!
GAAAAAAAAAH!
*cries*
Just gave good ol Pong a kick in the arse!
The ONLY thing keeping this game from Pong Perfection is the difficulty level.
Starting on mind numbingly slow and getting up to brain meltingly fast should be one option, don't get me wrong.
But I'd also like to see the option to start out on a specific difficulty and have it increase as well as allowing you to stay on a specific difficulty.
Beyond that, loved it!
This had to be the best flash game I have EVER played! Badass doesn't even BEGIN to describe that insanity of this game!
We need a sequel! With a level designer! Seriously! If you could rig a level designer and a way to exchange them, this could seriously become one of the biggest games on newgrounds.
There were a few bugs though...I had a couple problems carrying cubes through portals with the gravity gun. Like I'd take them through and they'd get jerked around and flip through a wall into the next room. And at one point I just randomly died going through a portal. no hazards anywhere around, I just jumped through and died.
But seriosuly though, insanely awesome game!
OmegaDude
All 24 flash Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 21, 2010
Oh my god...
Absolutely hysterical.
Seriously.
One issue.
She called him, Toruk Makto...
A title that wasn't given to him until AFTER they got busy...
Nerdly indignation at it's fines.
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 20, 2009
Awwww, man!
Seriously, awesome video.
I was just expecting another song with lyrics like you always see, but this added such a dimension. Would have been ten stars if it was the full song!
I'd have pulled my hair out if it was the full song, but thank you for your kind review!
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2008
YES!
YES! FINALLY! Someone (with flash animation capabilities) has had the testicular fortitude to rip on those goddamn books! HILARIOUS! Particularly Voldemort's little appearance there. I will be watching several more times, lol.
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 11, 2008
So fucked up, so awesome!
This is one HELL of a game. Sure, it's fucked up, but that's the POINT! You get on this game when your pissed at the world and take out your aggression! The people who are saying that this game promote serial killers are idiots. They don't realize that because this game gets almost nothing but 10s is because this is what people need!
Seriously, though, this is an addicting game. I covered it completely in nails so it couldn't move at all, chainsawed it until it wouldn't let me chainsaw it anymore than hit the clear all nails key and he hung in mid air for a second than disintegrated! AWESOME! It was just like the first scene of "Cube"!
In the third game there should TOTALLY be knives, acid and fire. And...uh...and...like a club or something.
The physics weren't bad, but he came apart kind of easy. I tried to beat him to death with his own leg and he just sorta came apart.
Oh! Internal organs! Need more organs! And the muscles when you take skin should be more defined.
And I don't entirely agree with the idea there should be screaming. The screaming would take it a bit too far. Maybe an on/off option for it? That could work.
Seriously though, love this game! And when I stagger home from work tomorrow pissed off after being surrounded by idiots all day, this will be the first thing I turn to!
...Actually, it'll be the second. I usually have a snack when I get home from work...But after my bowl of Lucky Charms, I'm totally getting on here!
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 22, 2008
THE BEST FLASH RTS EVER!!!
Seriously. I ran across this game over on XGen, an started playing.
Loved it.
TWO AND A HALF HOURS LATER I beat the game.
Longest I've ever played any flash game, if not any game at all non stop all the way through, begining to end with no real breaks to speak of.
Absolutely LOVED IT!
If you don't play this game, you should slapped.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 3, 2008
I didn't hate it.
It wasn't bad. Had a nice feel to it. Challenging without making me want to tear my hair out. It was a bit short, as everyone noted. But I think you realized that.
I liked it.
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 2, 2008
Fun and Original...Few problems though...
I really liked the concept behind this game, and the gameplay was reasonably solid. The only thing I didn't like was how inefficient it was to swap weapons. It really takes a long time to move your hand from the attack key to the weapon key and back to the attack key. Now, yes, I know that in reality it's less than a second. But when you've got a half a dozen guys on you and one of them sucks your life faster than the life pump from "The Princess Bride", half a second is a lifetime. Literally.
I still enjoyed, though.
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 4, 2008
Perfection!
Right down to all the little details and trademarks, it's Calvin and Hobbs perfection! I've always loved these comics, and you brought them to live amazingly!
I cannot WAIT to see more!
Seriously!
Why haven't you made any new ones yet?!
GAAAAAAAAAH!
*cries*
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars September 1, 2008
Great twist!
Just gave good ol Pong a kick in the arse!
The ONLY thing keeping this game from Pong Perfection is the difficulty level.
Starting on mind numbingly slow and getting up to brain meltingly fast should be one option, don't get me wrong.
But I'd also like to see the option to start out on a specific difficulty and have it increase as well as allowing you to stay on a specific difficulty.
Beyond that, loved it!
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 4, 2007
OH MY GOD
This had to be the best flash game I have EVER played! Badass doesn't even BEGIN to describe that insanity of this game!
We need a sequel! With a level designer! Seriously! If you could rig a level designer and a way to exchange them, this could seriously become one of the biggest games on newgrounds.
There were a few bugs though...I had a couple problems carrying cubes through portals with the gravity gun. Like I'd take them through and they'd get jerked around and flip through a wall into the next room. And at one point I just randomly died going through a portal. no hazards anywhere around, I just jumped through and died.
But seriosuly though, insanely awesome game!